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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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