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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8867 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3400 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
But wait, it gets better. John shuts down any disagreement by telling you that you’re too young to have a valid opinion or that your IT degree somehow disqualifies you from talking about science. Like, what?! And he always claims he’s done more research than you on every topic, like he’s the Sherlock Holmes of conspiracy theories.
One day, you finally call him out on his BS, and he throws a hissy fit and gives you the silent treatment like a drama queen. Seriously, who knew discussing Lebron James cheating could lead to such a meltdown?
But hey, if you want a server where the drama is as wild as John’s conspiracy theories, then join us! Who needs Netflix when you have John and his tinfoil hat adventures to keep you entertained? Join now for a rollercoaster of absurdity and questionable logic!