Consertiasmp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Votes:	3356
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	135	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Emeralds Found:	6445
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	180	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	335874
Divine Spears Created:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crops Grown:	8809
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5290	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Magic Items Found:	8701
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	291	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7667	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7414
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0