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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5871 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.
Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?
So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
