CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP

Accountability, chosen people, Congress, CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP, controversy, Democracy, elected officials, Ethics, Government, king Jew, leadership, political commentary, political corruption, Political satire, power dynamics, public opinion, public perception, public service, scandal, social media, viral video

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.

Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?

So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Asser Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Minecraft.Asser.no

Survicraft

Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

survicraft.my.pebble.host

EGMC

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

play

108.60.192.182

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

conivia.apexmc.co:25702

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7732	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magic Items Found:	8108

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

dcpvp.net

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	9489
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

the-epoch.net

McBlocks Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1780	Towns Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Smp.McBlocks.net

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	943
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

185.245.96.131

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crops Grown:	2458	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Animals Bred:	191	Dragons Tamed:	1

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

creative.shadecrest.com

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	662
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

play.PrancingPonyMC.net

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	321674	Votes:	8651
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	5147	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

play.renmx.com

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

onehundred.mcserver.us

11th Dream

Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

join.11thdream.net

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

play.monkeyoasis.xyz

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5421
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

hub.haydzcraft.com