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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3866 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 496631 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Picture this: you spawn in and immediately you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. WHAT?! That’s right, our pigs have class.
But wait, there’s more! Venture into the LOST jungle biome and you’ll encounter a tribe of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They’ll challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
Feeling adventurous? Take a trip to the HAUNTED mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and just want to play hide and seek. But be careful, they’re experts at hiding in plain sight.
And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly EPIC spleef tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden shovel.
So why wait? Join THIS server now for the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!