So, last night, I was playing on this epic Minecraft server and this player kept invading my personal space. They were building right on top of me, stealing my resources, and just being an all-around nuisance. I tried to be polite and asked them to stop, but they just kept on going.

Finally, I had enough and I said, “Hey, can I buy you a virtual beer if you stop invading my virtual space?” Well, let me tell you, they did not take it well. They started crying and their Minecraft boyfriend got involved, saying I made them cry. Like, seriously? I just wanted to build in peace without someone breathing down my neck.

But hey, if you want to join this server and deal with crybaby players who can’t handle a little friendly request to stop invading your space, then come on over! It’s a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and hopefully some actual fun Minecraft gameplay. So, are you ready to dive into this virtual world of chaos?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

    TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels
    So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

    Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

    Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 157 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockBreakersUnited

    BlockBreakersUnited
    Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Animals Bred: 89
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

    BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

    So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Magic Items Found: 5630 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

    VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

    Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

    Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

    Description NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
    Server Info Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
    Rules
    1. No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft.
    2. Be cool to one another.
    3. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc.
    4. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join NotHermitcraft?

    You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

    Can I participate in events on the server?

    Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

    What happens during a Soft Reset event?

    A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

    Are there age restrictions on the server?

    We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

    What are some of the server rules?

    Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Enchantments Applied: 230
    New Chunks Explored: 440935 Demon Skulls Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • 5 To Bun Minecraft Server

    5 To Bun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

    Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Void Gems Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

    Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

    Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

    So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyGazaWarStopper

    CraftyGazaWarStopper
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!

    our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.

    we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

    so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

    Minecraft Gas Footprint Server
    join our epic minecraft server where we turn liquefied natural gas into diamonds!!! that’s right, we have a secret underground lab where we use the power of methane to create the most precious gems in the game. forget about coal, we’re all about that eco-friendly bling bling.

    not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.

    and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.

    so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 New Chunks Explored: 984572
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

    Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Discord link: Join Discord

    I’ve recently been getting back into Minecraft and I strongly believe that Minecraft is a game that’s best played with friends! I been playing solo for a while and at times the world feels really lonely, so having other living players I the world would be really nice 😀

    I’ve currently made a 24/7 minecraft server and have tried to convince my friends to come join, but the the vast majority of them are pretty uninterested in playing Minecraft. So now I invite those who are interested to come join! The server is far from vanilla though as it uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack, so hardcore vanilla enjoyers might find it “weird” for a lack of a better term. PVP is also turned off, since I believe that Minecraft is better to play as an adventure type game then a block-Rust pvp game. The mod pack also brings a lot of QOL features such as maps, claims and waystones! All of the features that make playing Minecraft less tedious while not taking away from the core gameplay

    For now, there’s 5 active players on the server including me and most of them are 18+ so we’d like more players of this age group as some of our topics might be unfitting for younger audiences. Currently I’m running it on a dedicated desktop acting as the server, located in the SEA region. Although it’s not restricted to SEA players, ping to the server might be a bit horrendous outside the area (200+ ping). If you don’t mind that, then you are more than welcomed to join, we welcome all types of players from all over the world!

    Come on in and join the discord server! It’s pretty barebones though, but I do intend to flesh it out more

    See you on the server!


    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server always online? Yes, the server is 24/7.
    Is PvP enabled on the server? No, PvP is turned off on the server.
    What mod pack does the server use? The server uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack.
    Are there any age restrictions to join the server? Players 18+ are preferred due to discussions possibly being unfit for younger audiences.
    Where is the server located? The server is located in the SEA region.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3625 Chimeras Created: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server

    Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where you can witness Izuku from My Hero Academia take a new supplement and go through some wild body changes! Watch as he turns into a blocky pixelated version of himself and embarks on a quest to mine diamonds and defeat creepers. Will he become the ultimate hero of the server or will his new powers backfire in hilarious ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic adventure!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 388057
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Volleyball Anthi Minecraft SMP

    Volleyball Anthi Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by playing volleyball with Anthi Vasilantonaki herself! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, the key to success on this server is your volleyball skills.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your base when suddenly Anthi challenges you to a volleyball match. If you win, you get rare diamonds and enchanted gear. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending some time in the lava pit.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret volleyball arena hidden deep underground where the legendary volleyball champion, Anthi’s pet Ender Dragon, awaits challengers. Defeat the dragon in a volleyball match and you’ll be rewarded with the ultimate prize: a pair of enchanted elytra that will let you fly around the server in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready to bump, set, and spike your way to victory!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 182
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Crops Grown: 5147 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Baby Boom Bust

    Baby Boom Bust
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, ridiculous challenges, and non-stop laughter.

    Reason #1: Our server is so epic that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! They’ll be dancing to the beat of our awesome music discs and partying like there’s no tomorrow.

    Reason #2: We have a secret potion that will turn you into a blocky superhero, complete with super strength and the ability to fly. Take on the Ender Dragon like never before and show those pesky zombies who’s boss!

    Reason #3: Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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