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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7420 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.
join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!