Colonial Canine DNA Quest

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
New Chunks Explored:	570527	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Emeralds Found:	4397
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Crops Grown:	7326	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Emeralds Found:	8335
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mines Excavated:	2353	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2199	Towns Built:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	218
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	508499

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3