Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Runes Activated: 7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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