Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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