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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
Magic Crystals Found: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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