Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 245 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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