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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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