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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 607 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?
