Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Void Gems Collected: 24 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

    UterusCraft: No Questions Asked
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

    And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

    Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Zombie Dances: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 437
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditHorrorStories SMP

    RedditHorrorStories SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6546

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSelfControlSnacks

    NoSelfControlSnacks
    Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Acai Looks Like Noob

    Acai Looks Like Noob
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

    Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server
    Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

    So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Falling into the Void: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

    LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.
    We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.
    No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!
    No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.
    No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!
    Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!
    Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!
    Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP? To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server? We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
    Can I donate to the server? We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
    How can I get involved in server events and competitions? We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Emeralds Found: 6318 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Potions Brewed: 177
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magic Items Found: 8433
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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