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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2770 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!
So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).
So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!