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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7232 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!
So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).
So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!