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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5186 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!