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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5031 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2231 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 266911 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!