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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7840 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!