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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8322 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!