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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 917 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
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