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DarkTell || Best flat RP countries || Minecraft server self-recordings

Community, Cool features, Countries, custom plugin, darktell, DEFEND, Economy, flat RP countries, Fun, gomc, Good administration, Help, law-abiding citizen, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, president, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Russian, Self-recordings, Server, virtual world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	183
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	156	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

The best server for flat RP countries in Minecraft! We have our own custom plugin, good administration, and a sea of cool features! Come to us, join the country, and become a real president who will rule his personal country! Or you can become a real law-abiding citizen of your beloved country, and stand up for the right to defend and help your relatives! Your choice – darktell.gomc.fun

ip38.ip-54-38-48.eu:25790

Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Circumstances, consequences, Developments, Events, experiences, Happenings, incidents, INSTANCES, long tail tags, mystic, Occurrences.., outcomes, phenomena, Realm, Results, Scenarios, Situations, what happens here

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8230	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Come join our server, where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha!

Experience a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding in your face.

Build a house made entirely of cake and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

You’ll never be bored on our server, where the sky is purple and the grass sings show tunes.

So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity.

SmolenskFireCraft

aerial assault, crisis management., damage assessment, Disaster Recovery, emergency response, emergency services, environmental disaster, Fire, firefighting, fuel storage, hazardous materials, international incident, military conflict, news headline, oil depot, russia, security breach, Smolensk region, SmolenskFireCraft, Ukrainian drone attack

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8886
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we got more explosions than a Russian oil depot on fire in Smolensk! We got Ukrainian drones dropping TNT everywhere, it’s a real blast! Literally!

Join us for some chaotic fun as we recreate the chaos of war in Minecraft. Build your own drone army and rain down destruction on your enemies. Who needs peace when you can have explosions, amirite?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if your house gets blown up by a rogue drone. It’s all part of the fun!

Pixel Crafted Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92604922, crafted, Land, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2664	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	374828	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Votes:	6049
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, slaying creepers and building epic structures that will make your friends jelly.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of cool peeps who will have your back when the zombies come knocking.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyCarCo: JapVsUSReliability

American car companies, Automotive Industry, brand reputation, Competition, consumer preferences, consumer trust., cost efficiency, CraftyCarCo, customer satisfaction, global competition., incentives, industry trends, Japanese brands, JapVsUSReliability, long-term reliability, manufacturing standards, market demand, market share, product development, Quality Control, Reliability, technological advancements

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Tired of your car breaking down every time you try to drive to the grocery store? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where cars never break down and you can drive to the ends of the earth without a care in the world. We’ve got redstone-powered engines that never run out of gas, diamond-plated tires that never pop, and creeper-proof armor to protect you from any unexpected explosions.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground race track where you can test your driving skills against the toughest mobs in the game. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but if you can beat him, you’ll win a prize beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time and money on unreliable American cars when you can join our Minecraft server and drive into the sunset without a care in the world? Join us now and start your epic car adventure today!

CovidCraft: China Edition

China, China’s responsibility, coronavirus, Covid origins, Covid-19, CovidCraft, data sharing, Data transparency, Edition, global health, health crisis, information sharing, International cooperation, investigation, origins investigation, pandemic, public health, transparency, virus origins, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Votes:	1447	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

LOL this server is like a mystery box of craziness, just like China not sharing their Covid origins data for five whole years! Join us and uncover the secrets of this wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Who knows what you’ll find, maybe even the cure for the common blocky cold! So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together!

Viral Ad Blitz Minecraft

ad campaign, advertising, audience engagement, audience reach, Blitz, brand awareness, Budget, commercials, companies, Competition, consumer behavior, creativity, Digital Marketing, Marketing, Minecraft, Promotion, roi, social media, strategic planning, super bowl, television, viral

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5650	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Votes:	9515	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

yo, u ever seen them super bowl ads? they spend all this cash on one ad but if they put that same energy into all their ads, they’d be famous af. imagine if they advertised our server like that, we’d have so many players we wouldn’t know what to do with them all. come join us and be part of the madness, we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. true story.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Community, Discord, Events, facility, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, Scp, Server, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Emeralds Found:	9256
Astral Projections Made:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crops Grown:	1353	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Server Overview

Name	SITE-19 Roleplay Server
Description	“SITE-19” is a just released Minecraft RP server, where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation. Features a large underground facility and surface area for gameplay events.
Server Type	Vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes
Owner	Owner has personally funded the server
Planned Events	Longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is based on the SCP Foundation universe for roleplaying.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay with no lag.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link and follow the instructions.
Are there planned events on the server?	Yes, the server plans to host longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks.
Who funded the server?	The owner has personally funded the server for smooth operation.

Frost Haven Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, bargains, Clearance, Deals, DISCOUNTS, end of sale, frost, game purchases, Gaming, gaming deals, good games, Haven, Realms, Sales, savings, shopping, shopping satisfaction, shopping spree, video games, winter discounts, winter gaming, winter sale, winter season, winter shopping

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Lol, forget those boring games, join our Minecraft server instead! It’s like a winter wonderland all year round, but with creepers and zombies instead of snowmen!

You won’t be disappointed, we have epic builds that will blow your mind and crazy minigames that will make you question reality. Plus, our community is full of hilarious trolls and meme lords, so you’ll never be bored.

So ditch those lame winter sales and come join the chaos on our Minecraft server. Who needs good games when you can have a blast with us?

StayCraftNYE – Quietly Epic!

Alone Time, comfort, contemplation, cozy night, Epic, holiday at home, introspection, introvert celebration, low-key holiday, mental health, mindfulness, peaceful celebration, quiet new years eve, Quietly, Reflection, Relaxation, sad, self-care, solitude, StayCraftNYE, staying in, Thoughts, Tranquility

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	122
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old New Year’s Eve parties with the same old countdown and lame fireworks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we throw the wildest New Year’s Eve bash you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a giant creeper-shaped disco ball dropping at midnight, exploding into a shower of diamonds and emeralds! And instead of champagne, we toast with potions of invisibility! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic celebration. Join us and ring in the New Year in style!

XiPutinCraft Server: Moving Forward Hand in Hand

bilateral ties, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, Hand, hand in hand, international relations, Moving, moving forward, mutual respect, Partnership, progress, russia, Server, solidarity, strategic alliance, Unity, Vladimir Putin, world leaders, Xi Jinping, XiPutinCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are bffs and they build giant statues of xi and putin holding hands! u can be part of the fun and help them conquer the minecraft world with their epic building skills. join now for a chance to ride on a flying panda and battle against evil creepers with putin’s pet bear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s goooooooo!

CrimeaCraft: Drone Strike!

Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defence Intelligence, Defense, drone, drone strike, historic strike, intelligence, Mi-8 Helicopter, Military, military technology, naval drone, russia, Russian, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Emeralds Found:	8904
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	263
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

lol, u ever wanted to be part of a server where u can blow up helicopters with drones? well u in luck cuz on this server, we got drones that can take down anything, even Russian helicopters in Crimea! join now and be part of the epic battles that will go down in history! who needs regular old Minecraft when u can be a part of this crazy action? come join us and be a part of the madness!

NeglectCraft: Adulting Edition

Adulthood, adulting, adverse health outcomes, association, childhood neglect, childhood trauma, Edition, intervention strategies, long-term effects, mental health, neglect prevention, NeglectCraft, physical health, preventative measures, protective adult, protective factors, public health, research, resilience, risk factors, social determinants of health, socioeconomic status, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Votes:	9713
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

LOLZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land where u can escape ur childhood neglect and become a rich mofo with a protective adult by ur side! Like, forget therapy, just play on dis server and all ur problems will disappear like a creeper in the sunlight. Plus, u can build ur own castle and rule over ur minions like a boss. So, what u waitin’ for? Join now and start livin’ ur best life in blocky paradise!

Mystic Coin Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alice Walton, Amancio Ortega, Bernard Arnault, bill gates, Carlos Slim Helu, Coin, elon musk, Francoise Bettencourt Meyers, jeff bezos, Jew money, Jewish Identification, Jim Walton, Larry Ellison, Larry Page, Mark Zuckerberg, Michael Bloomberg, Mukesh Ambani, mystic, Quest, Rob Walton, Sergey Brin, Steve Ballmer, Top 50 Richest People, warren buffett, Zhong Shanshan

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like the top 50 richest people in the world, but with a twist – we got a bunch of Jewish folks on the list! Like, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and more! It’s like a Jewish billionaire paradise up in here, dude!

Join now and experience the overrepresentation factor of 110x! It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, but with more shekels and diamond blocks, ya feel me? Don’t miss out on the chance to build your empire alongside the chosen ones, bro! Let’s get this bread, but make it kosher!

MineBlownMovieMinds

Astonishing, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, favorite movie, Incredible, jaw-dropping, mesmerizing, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-blowing cinema, mind-blowing experience, mind-blowing film, mind-blowing movie, MineBlownMovieMinds, Movie, must see, must watch, Thought-provoking, top movie, unforgettable, unforgettable movie

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	4758
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind harder than that movie where a bunch of talking animals save the world from an evil cheeseburger! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a llama wearing a top hat. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience a movie-worthy adventure every time you log on? Grab your popcorn and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

Players:	94/100	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2