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TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	244	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4055	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	113	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	6361
Potions Brewed:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	157635	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	642	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	279	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	New Chunks Explored:	462921
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Animals Bred:	61
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Votes:	9210
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	7541	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Meteorites Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	809
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	879	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5