Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

GoobCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

If you play a lot, even if you’re not very good, we welcome you and hope you will join our humble server. We have a couple useful & awesome plugins that anyone will be willing to help you figure out, if you can’t on your own.

If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

135.148.75.233

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

ChainCraft.org

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

demolishedsmp.apexmc.co

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

playsurvivalgames.com

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	2015
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server– offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

play.voleriamc.com

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	3026	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

hub.dwarfscraftmc.com

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Animals Bred:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

QAxolotl.aternos.me

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Potions Brewed:	108	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

play.nobsmc.com

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	191
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Items Found:	5123
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

135.148.75.233

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2849
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

135.148.29.219

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

185.38.150.47:25573

NetherCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

145.239.252.14

CorruptedMC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magic Items Found:	1609

Corrupted MC is a survival server with factions and McMMO. There is always somebody on the server and something to do, so come check us out!

play.corruptedmc.net

[24/7][1.6] FreeCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ores Mined:	1292
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

At Freecraft, We offer you:

– Survival World

– Build (Creative World)

– Sort of Roleplay World

All in 3 different worlds! We have a global Economy system (iConomy) and different gamemodes.

We require you to register on our website before you get permissions. This decreases grievers massively, experience tells us.

Enjoy your stay!

play.freecraftserver.com

Evening Hills MC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

The Evening Hills is a brand new Faction Economy server that seeks to provide players with a fresh and exciting style of gameplay while maintaining the familiarity and openness of semi-vanilla. Some features include:

– Jobs – Player shops – Money from Mobs – Custom spawners / enchantments – Tokens / special token shop – Minigames ~ Chess ~ Survival Games ~ Kit PVP

We are currently still in development, and our aim is to continually listen to players’ input and to make the server better every day. We’d love to see you there!

play.eveninghills.com