Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9215	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5682
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9386	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Animals Bred:	122
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3340
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	57	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	New Chunks Explored:	163900

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	4409	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchantments Applied:	264	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	630
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	188
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2103
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu