Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

PrisonRaider

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Potions Brewed:	140	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

PrisonRaider is one of many Minecraft prison themed servers. What makes our server stand out from the rest is our great team of staff and how helpful they are. Fun things such as drugs help makes your server experience more enjoyable as it adds an odd style to the way you play Minecraft.

The aim of PrisonRaider is to break free from prison. To do this you must gather resources and sell them to the shop to gain money. After you have reached a certain amount of money you are able to use the /rankup command and progress to the next level. Once you’ve reached the rank [Raider] you will be able to do /warp Raider, allowing you to access the wilderness.

Once you’re in the wilderness, your adventure really starts. From here you can do anything you like! What makes it even better is that you have the Faction commands available to use once you’re [Raider] allowing you to create factions with your friends and claim land – preventing you from being raided in the future.

You can of course come back into the prison at any time you wish, so if you are a new player – aim to be the first one out – to get a head start!

Thanks guys and I hope you enjoy the server!

198.20.109.194

Epicland

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Emeralds Found:	9203	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

A whitelisted Swedish 24/7 server We are looking for players who are eager to play on our server. We offer Pvp arenas mini games Own shoppers Events from time to time. Own mining world We have anti greif plugin and what it takes to protect our buildings and players. So feel free to send an application if you’re interested 🙂

PS 11 year limit!

play.epiclandserver.net

Surax

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crops Grown:	5973
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

mc.surax.net

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Items Found:	6257
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

mc.gmtf.net

Zombie Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	140	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

ZombieHorde.net

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

37.187.131.222

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

Arceon, BUILD, Chill, classic, Creative, Fastasyncworldedit, Fawe, free, Freebuild, Freeplay, Fun, Gobrush, Gopaint, Items, Plotme, Plots, Redstone, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, Voxel, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

cosmicx.net

Legion Servers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

mc-l.net

Lazle Craft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

My Best Server

sg1.lazlecraft.net

PEMCserver

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	196145
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

play.PEMCserver.com

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	8084
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Farms Harvested:	752	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

ultimateminecraft.de

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	158
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	7395

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

mc.airblockzs.com

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

mc.odyssey-craft.org

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	5154	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard -Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

192.169.44.134

Spuddsmarch

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

192.95.29.170