Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

Empire Legacy

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

Empire has infinite McMMO Skills, Alcohol Brewing, Rentable Properties, Advanced Banking & Economy, PvP Zone, Religions, Movecraft Ships, Amazing Events, and so much more!

Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

empirelegacy.co.uk

Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3813	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

avea.mcpro.io

The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

server.cityprison.net

Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	61
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

play.vertexmc.org

Insane Crafters

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	676

Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

s48.csrv.pl:60161

The OrchardMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	9763
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

play.theorchardmc.com

CastleCrafters

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crops Grown:	5925
Animals Bred:	183	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

CastleCrafters.net

ProBloxWorld

Bedwars, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

probloxworld.com

StrikeCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6933
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Alien Abductions:	0

Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

198.12.123.116

Crafty SMP

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

smp.crafty.gg

GermanysBaugrube

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3840
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

See ya online!

minecraftgb.de

TaipCraft

Earth, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to TaipCraft! —————————————————————– On TaipCraft you can build, explore and make friends! —————————————————————– If you’re not into such things you can also fight in wars! —————————————————————– The map is a 1:924 scale and works on any version! —————————————————————– https://discord.gg/zpmKRUbWZz —————————————————————–

taipcraftearth.lol:9026

Soho-Craft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

85.236.101.238:26465 Griefing/raiding is allowed Tnt is on Fire spread is on Lava is on Water is on Join now for a unqie hardcore gaming experience like no other!

Factions Anticheat logblock Permissions Group manager and much more

85.236.101.238:26465

LeafkingsServer

Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

leafking.top

SapphireLabs

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

sapphirelabs.online