Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Void Gems Collected:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	282	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ores Mined:	3598
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	408	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magic Items Found:	2908
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	2307

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5698	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Potions Brewed:	78	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.