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Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	2632	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	279
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Ores Mined:	9527
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Votes:	3312	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4170	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Votes:	594
Dimension Hops:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	2231
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	4099	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dimension Hops:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	111

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

Players:	99/200	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magic Items Found:	8704