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SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9681	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	87	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	2707

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Emeralds Found:	9299
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	9619	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	188
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!

Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes

aging, appreciation, bittersweet, CHANGE, Elderly, emotional impact, Evolution, growing older, hindsight, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, sentimentality, smp, time passing, VIBES, wisdom

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	7869	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a responsible adult? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.

SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH

Canada weather, christmas gift, cold climate, cold weather, expensive gloves, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, frostbite prevention, gloves, high quality gloves, lost items, outdoor work, replacement gloves, sibling disputes, sibling theft, SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH, sister issues, ski gear, theft accusations, winter accessories

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	New Chunks Explored:	40040
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the cold Canadian weather and avoid any glove-stealing siblings! Join us for some frosty fun and build your own virtual winter wonderland.

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about your expensive gear going missing? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can keep your virtual gloves safe from any sneaky siblings.

Embark on epic quests to find the missing gloves, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even confront your sister in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pair of magical gloves that never go missing!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only frostbite you’ll get is from staying up too late playing Minecraft. And remember, always keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know who might try to steal them!

BlockyBetrayal

#revelation, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, discovery, eye-opening, facade, false pretenses, hidden motives, realization, relationships, shock, Trust, Truth, Uncovering, unexpected

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Items Found:	4914

Are you tired of mining away in the same old boring Minecraft server, only to realize that your fellow players are actually creepers in disguise? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and uncover the shocking truth about your fellow players – maybe that friendly villager is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon, or perhaps that pesky skeleton is just misunderstood and really just wants to be friends!

Embark on epic quests, uncover hidden secrets, and forge alliances with unlikely allies as you navigate the treacherous world of our server. Who knows, you might just discover that the person you thought was your best friend is actually a master builder who’s been secretly sabotaging your creations all along!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft!

PhillyCraft: Hanwha Shipyard

Acquisition, global trade, Hanwha, Hanwha acquisition, Hanwha investment, international acquisition, Korean business, Korean business expansion, korean economy, Korean expansion, Korean investment, Korean investment in U.S., Korean shipbuilder, Korean shipbuilding industry, maritime industry, Philly Shipyard, Philly Shipyard acquisition, PhillyCraft, shipbuilding industry, Shipyard, U.S. manufacturing, U.S. shipbuilding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7381	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

lol, u ever wanted to sail the high seas in minecraft but u dont wanna build ur own ship? well, have i got the server for u! join us and sail on ships built by the legendary korean shipbuilders from hanwha! u heard that right, korean shipbuilders in the u.s.! come sail with us and experience the luxury of a ship built with a $100M acquisition, cuz why settle for anything less, amirite? join now and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!

Pixel Villain Connection

association, Behavior, character analysis, Connection, dark personalities, dark traits, fictional characters, fictional figures, fictional relationships, heightened, INDIVIDUALS, Motivations, Personalities, personality traits, PIXEL, Psychology, Reflection, self-perception, VALUES, view, Villain

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can connect with ur dark side and become one with ur fave fictional characters! like, u can be besties with Darth Vader or chill with Voldemort, it’s lit fam. plus, u can explore ur own values and motivations while building epic structures and slaying dragons. don’t miss out on dis crazy adventure, join now!

What is the IP for More Lachlan Minecraft Server?

battle royal, battle royale, big, chapter 1, chapter 4, duos, epic games, esports, fortnite, fortnite battle royale, fortniteupdate, games, Gaming, has, is here, lachlan, lachy, lachydachy, laclan, lacy, made, Minecraft, mistake, new season, og fortnite, OG Season 1, poggies, power, Problem, PUBG, pwr, ranked, rlcs, rocketleague, season 1, Server, update, video games, warzone

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Players:	94/200	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5