Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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