| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2374 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 229 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4882 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.
Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.
Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.
So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7252 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.
So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 351 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 384 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2334 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6228 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.
so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8389 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5312 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!
Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!
Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5471 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 838 |
We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.
But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.
So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7601 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4533 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 6832 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6810 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7444 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 400 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.
And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?
Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.
So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 574 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.
So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6676 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4531 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!
But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!
