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u gotta join cuz our server is so lit, it’s like a coal power plant on fire (but in a good way)! we’ve got more surprises than china’s sudden drop in coal power plant approvals, like secret dungeons, epic quests, and even a pet dragon named Steve who farts diamonds!

come join us and be part of the craze, cuz this server is hotter than a coal power plant on a summer day! trust me, u won’t regret it – just like china won’t regret slowing down those coal power plant approvals. let’s get this party started, gamers! 🎮🔥💎

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1580 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7483
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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