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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6431 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 712 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Join us if you dare to face off against hordes of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or try your luck against the Ender Dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a challenge like no other, this is the place for you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can survive long enough, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword, capable of one-shotting any mob in the game. Or maybe you’ll discover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on day 275 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH, anything goes!