Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Alien Abductions: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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