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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8652 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3769 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any drunk people playing trashy rap music (unless that’s your thing, then we can make an exception). Instead, picture this: a virtual world where you can build your own kingdom, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your friends.
Our server is like a scene out of John Wick, but instead of cool electronic music, we have parrots singing Justin Bieber songs (they’re surprisingly good at it). And forget about boring old retards, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come join us for a wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.
