CloudVale 4.0 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	632160
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	2588	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	290183
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Animals Bred:	129	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Star Shards Collected:	277
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Farms Harvested:	610	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	676982	Falling into the Void:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6446
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

Players:	110/600	Votes:	9386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5