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| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and witness the chaos unfold as llamas ride pigs, creepers breakdance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with non-stop entertainment around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a hidden village where the villagers throw epic parties every night.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have dance parties with creepers! Who needs real money when you can just trade imaginary currency in a virtual world?
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate paper millionaire?
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the economy is the players themselves!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.
So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 389 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?
If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.
But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 98 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.
We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.
So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 266571 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
