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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3373 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
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