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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3560 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 174 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 9986 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.