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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8409 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.