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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8251 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.