ClockworkCraft

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?

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  • BlockyFamilyRules

    BlockyFamilyRules
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must wear a banana costume while playing! Why, you ask? Well, our founder once had a traumatic experience with a monkey and now believes that bananas hold the key to unlocking ultimate gaming skills. Plus, who doesn’t want to see a bunch of players running around in yellow costumes trying to build the craziest structures imaginable?

    Join us for epic banana battles, where you can duel other players with banana swords and defend your banana fortress from invading creepers. And don’t forget about our weekly banana eating contests, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potassium!

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience the fruity fun for yourself. Who knew that wearing a banana costume could lead to such wild adventures in the world of blocks and pixels?

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.

    come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

    plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.

    so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • CraftyNetUS: FinishTheJob!

    CraftyNetUS: FinishTheJob!
    so, like, u know how netanyahu is all like, “we can finish the job against iran with US support”? well, on this minecraft server, u can finish the job against creepers with support from ur fellow players! join us and together we can conquer the minecraft world and build the most epic structures ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

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  • Endangered Mammal Madness

    Endangered Mammal Madness
    COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE ENDANGERED MAMMALS ARE THRIVING AND LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES! OUR TROPICAL FORESTS ARE TEEMING WITH ALL SORTS OF WILD ANIMALS, FROM CUTE LITTLE BUNNIES TO MAJESTIC TIGERS.

    WE’VE GOT SO MANY SPECIES THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS IN AMAZEMENT. NATIONAL PARKS? PFFT, WE DON’T NEED ‘EM. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A GIANT SAFARI PARK WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH ANIMALS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.

    SO IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT AND HELP SAVE ENDANGERED MAMMALS AT THE SAME TIME, JOIN US NOW! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A RARE SPECIES OF MINECRAFT PANDA. 😉🐼🌴🌺🌿

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  • Hubris SMP Recruitment Whitelisted

    Hubris SMP Recruitment Whitelisted

    Welcome to Hubris SMP Season 2!

    Server Details:

    ModpackA carefully curated pack with RPG elements, bosses, skill trees, and party-wide questlines.
    Dedicated ServerNo downtime, just pure adventure on our 24/7 server.
    FocusA mix of survival, roleplay, and collaborative gameplay.
    Events & StorytellingCommunity-driven lore, roleplay opportunities, and admin-led events.
    Immersive GameplayCustom content and surprises to keep the experience fresh.

    Requirements:

    Microphone requiredWe use proximity and voice chat for a more immersive experience.
    Stream-friendlySome members stream, so be comfortable appearing in content.
    Vetting ProcessJoin our vetting server to help us build a positive, high-quality community.

    Why Join Hubris SMP?

    • Engaging worldbuilding with a mix of adventure, survival, and roleplay.
    • Collaborative projects that bring the community together.
    • Admin-led events to shape the story and keep things exciting.
    • Streamer-friendly policies for smooth interaction, both on and off-camera.

    Limited Spots Available! With our player base growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss this chance to be part of something amazing!

    Join the vetting server here!

    Be part of an incredible journey—apply today!

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