ClockworkCraft

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?

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  • NoShaveNoPlayMC

    NoShaveNoPlayMC
    Are you tired of dealing with unshaven boyfriends who think they can let themselves go once you’re in a relationship? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee all players must be cleanly shaven at all times! No exceptions! Join us for a smooth gaming experience where loose hairs are banned and only the most spotless players are welcome. Don’t let your phobias get in the way of your fun, join us now for a hair-free adventure like no other!

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  • CaveCraft: Stone Age Shenanigans

    CaveCraft: Stone Age Shenanigans
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT STONE AGE ARTIFACTS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO BRRR! WE FOUND SOME CRAZY STUFF IN CAVES LIKE ENGRAVED GEOMETRIC PATTERNS THAT WILL MAKE U QUESTION REALITY. COME JOIN US AND UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE PAST WHILE BUILDING EPIC CREATIONS IN THE PRESENT. PLUS, WE GOT DINOSAURS RUNNING AROUND THAT U CAN TAME AND RIDE INTO BATTLE. YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • CraftyCreeperCops

    CraftyCreeperCops
    Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about C-sections or unsupportive husbands. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the real-life drama.

    Plus, we have a special “No Drama Zone” where players can escape to when things get too intense. Trust us, you won’t find a server with more drama-free zones than ours!

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to build with along the way. Join now and leave the real world behind!

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  • CreeperCounselorCraft

    CreeperCounselorCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server where we have therapists on standby to help you with your mental health while you build your dream castle!

    Our server is so therapeutic, even the creepers have learned to express their feelings through interpretive dance. Plus, our virtual group therapy sessions are so effective, even the Ender Dragon has stopped attacking players out of sheer emotional growth.

    So come join us and let your worries melt away as you craft, build, and heal in the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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  • MakeCraftGreatAgain

    MakeCraftGreatAgain
    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we got far-right leaders rallying in spain to ‘make europe great again’! like wut even is that? but who cares cuz we got epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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