yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?

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  • PeaceCraft: Ukraine Edition

    PeaceCraft: Ukraine Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we make peace in Ukraine by building giant pixel art of peace signs and rainbows. if you don’t join, the EU will be very disappointed and might send a herd of angry sheep to your house. plus, if you join, you get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. so come on, let’s make peace and have a blast in minecraft land!

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  • smp.me

    smp.me

    Overview of Minecraft Server

    FeatureDescription
    Server TypeSemi-vanilla with vanilla experience
    WhitelistedEnsure friendly and pleasant community
    LGBTQ+ FriendlyInclusivity is core belief
    Player Age16+ dedicated players

    Features of the Server

    • (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
    • Armor Stand Tools
    • Discord > server chat
    • Web based world map
    • Gradual world border expansion
    • Grief prevention systems
    • Adult staff team
    • Opt-in PVP
    • Decorative player heads
    • Decisions made by community vote
    • Sleep skip

    What We Don’t Do

    Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How can I join the server?Head to smp.me to apply.
    What is the age requirement for players?Players must be 16 years or older.
    Are there grief prevention systems in place?Yes, we have systems to detect and revert grief.
    Can I use plugins to change my gameplay experience?We do not allow plugins that change the vanilla experience.

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  • HateMyJobInMinecraftSMP

    HateMyJobInMinecraftSMP
    OMG GUYS, you know what I hate about my job? Like, everything! But guess what? You can escape all that boring adulting by joining our EPIC Minecraft SMP! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. And get this, our server is run by a team of trained monkeys who only speak in memes. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. So ditch your job and come join us for some totally wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

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  • BlockPartyFunLand

    BlockPartyFunLand
    Tired of all the negativity in the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than creepers is positivity! Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has started hosting yoga classes to help players relax and unwind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret hidden village, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft Genie.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the good vibes flow!

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  • Elon’s Blocky Banishment Society

    Elon’s Blocky Banishment Society
    lol imagine a world where elon musk gets kicked out of a society for being too cool. like, bro, he’s just too awesome for them to handle. they’re all like “sorry elon, but you’re just too much of a legend for us to handle. please leave and take your coolness elsewhere.” and then all the other members are just signing this open letter like “yeah, get out of here elon, we can’t handle your swag.”

    if you want to escape the drama and hang out with some chill peeps, come join our minecraft server. we don’t care how cool you are, as long as you’re down to build some epic structures and have a good time. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and have epic battles with giant mutant creepers.

    so come join us and leave all the drama behind. elon musk may not be welcome in the royal society, but he’s always welcome on our minecraft server.

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