ClockworkCraft

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?

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  • Frozen Time Server

    Frozen Time Server
    yo, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time just straight up freezes for like 1,000 years? well, guess what, that’s our server! imagine building your epic castle and then BAM, time stops and you’re stuck in the same spot for a millennium. but don’t worry, we have snacks to keep you entertained. join now for the ultimate time-warping experience and maybe you’ll even meet a time-traveling llama along the way. trust us, it’s gonna be lit.

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  • THE CLUB SMP

    THE CLUB SMP

    ABOUT THE CLUB SMP

    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Hardware & Setup
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    Server Specs:
    Platform: Fabric 1.21.4
    Location: San Jose, California, United States
    CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM: 8GB (64 Total)
    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
    Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
    Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
    ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
    Mobs & Players Drop Heads
    Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
    Accelerated Leaf Decay
    Minecarts now run 4x faster
    Online Webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net

    APPLICATION

    Application Process
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
    Join our Discord Server here!
    Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
    Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
    Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
    Step 4: Short Interview
    Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

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  • DateCraft Minecraft Server

    DateCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward encounters of real life like our friend Gaven (19M) in Florida! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like when Gaven showed up an hour early to pick up our player (24F) for a sushi date wearing a black satin bow tie.

    Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through social interactions gone wrong, just like when Gaven ordered for our player without permission, leading to a cringe-worthy confrontation at the sushi restaurant. Will you be able to handle the pressure and avoid becoming the next Gaven on our server?

    Join now for a chance to test your social skills in a virtual world where you can learn from Gaven’s mistakes and avoid being the awkward third wheel in someone else’s sushi date. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about proper sushi date etiquette on our server!

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  • BroBromanceGoneWrong

    BroBromanceGoneWrong
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where bromances are taken to the next level! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendship, adventure, and maybe a little too much bromance.

    Are you tired of feeling like an accessory in your own relationship? Well, on our server, you can be the priority! No more feeling like second best to your husband’s best friend. Here, you are the ultimate best friend and priority.

    Experience family trips like never before, where you won’t feel like just an accessory. Say goodbye to feeling left out while your husband and his best friend have all the fun. On our server, family trips are all about YOU!

    Join us for after-work drinks that last for hours on end. Who needs a quick drink when you can have a marathon drinking session with your best friend? Let the bromance flow freely on our server.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and say goodbye to feeling like you’re in second place. Here, you are the ultimate best friend and priority. Join now for a bromance-filled adventure like no other!

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  • ShowSteadySMP

    ShowSteadySMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like seriously, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can build a house in 0.5 seconds flat. And rumor has it, if you find his secret treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something.

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