yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?

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  • BoomerCraft SMP

    BoomerCraft SMP
    OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be right now! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our spawn is literally made out of gold blocks. And get this, the owner is a real-life wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.

    So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.

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  • CraftyLiesOrIgnore

    CraftyLiesOrIgnore
    Are you tired of being ignored by other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to never ignore you! In fact, we’ll shower you with so much attention, you’ll feel like the most popular player in the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn and the majestic Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can capture one of these creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being showered with attention and hunting down rare and magical creatures! Who needs to be lied to when you can be entertained by our outrageous stories and adventures?

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  • OceanHeatWaveCraft

    OceanHeatWaveCraft
    so, like, you know how scientists are all like “ocean temperatures are rising much faster than expected”? well, on this server, we have a theory that it’s because all the lava from the nether is leaking into the ocean and heating it up! join us on this wild adventure as we try to stop the lava leaks and save the ocean from turning into a giant hot tub! plus, we have penguins that can talk and give you quests to find the lost treasure of Captain Squidbeard. come join us and help save the ocean, one block at a time!

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  • Hedge Carbon Storage – 40% Boost

    Hedge Carbon Storage – 40% Boost
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the hedgerows be poppin’ off with that soil carbon storage, yo! We ain’t playin’ around, we got them hedges storing 40% more carbon than some lame grassland, like what even is that?

    Our soil be lit AF, storing 40 tonnes more carbon per hectare than anywhere else in England, like dang, that’s some next level eco-friendly ish right there. And get this, it don’t even matter where you at in England, our soil be holdin’ it down no matter the soil type, rock formation, or climate. It’s like magic or somethin’, straight up wizardry up in here.

    So come on down to our server and witness the power of the hedgerows, where the soil be carbon storin’ like nobody’s business. Join us and be part of the soil carbon storage revolution, yo! Let’s get that carbon in the ground, y’all!

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  • Prime Survival

    Prime Survival

    Prime Survival Server Overview

    IPmc.primesurvival.net
    AboutServer has been operating since 2018. Prime Survival aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.
    CommunityPlayer base primarily from North America, but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction. Join Discord here.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How long has the Prime Survival server been operating?

    The server has been running since 2018.

    2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

    The goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

    3. What regions do most players come from?

    Most players are from North America, but all are welcome to join.

    4. Is there an active community on the server?

    Yes, there is a friendly and supportive community on the server. There is also an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

    5. How can I stay connected with the community?

    Join the Discord server here to stay connected with the community.

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