Clockwise Chow Time | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Love & Blocks: Dark & Playful

altruistic love, attachment styles, blocks, Dark, dark personality traits, dating preferences, emotional connections, interpersonal dynamics, love, love styles, obsessive attitudes, partnered individuals, passionate love, personality traits, playful, playful attitudes, pragmatic attitudes, psychological research, Psychology, relationships, romantic behavior, romantic partnerships, single individuals, social interactions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the players have dark personalities and crazy love styles! Partnered peeps are all about that passionate and altruistic love, while the singles are all about being playful, obsessive, and pragmatic. It’s like a soap opera meets a comedy show meets a psychological thriller up in here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with the most interesting characters you’ll ever meet in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, bio-attack, Campaign, CEO Brian, Covid vaccine, cross-section, DEAGEL, depopulation, Framed, funding, insider trading, interests, Luigi, nancy pelosi, poison gas attack, Realms, ShadowCraft, shares, Trading, Uhc, UHG stock, WARFARE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!

😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!

🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!

🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

christmas, decision, Decline, DIVISIVE, exclusion, Fallout, familial, family relationships, gift, godfather, godmother, Honor, Minecraft, new year’s day, Niece, NieceCraft, relationships, Server, sibling, snub, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	914226	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9230
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!

GoogleMe4NYEats?

aita, asking, Calling, confirmation, eating out, fair statement, Friend, GOOGLE, GoogleMe4NYEats, holiday, HOURS, new year’s day, Open, Plans, question.., restaurants, san francisco, sf, specific restaurant, suggestion

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!

So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!

MoldovaPower: No Gas, Just Blocks!

bilateral agreements, blocks, cross-border trade, eastern europe, electricity import, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas supply, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaPower, political tensions, power grid, regional dynamics, Romania, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	737
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Potions Brewed:	103	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

lol imagine needing electricity from other countries because russia decides to be a party pooper and stop giving gas. don’t be stuck in the dark ages like moldova, come join our lit minecraft server where we have unlimited power and no russian interference. we’ve got creeper fireworks, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the gas shortages. join us and never worry about losing power again, unless a creeper blows up your house lol.

Mom Dad Contacts Server

confidentiality, contact lists, Contacts, dad, Data Protection, déterminé, family, Identity, IMPOSSIBLE, long tail, mom, names, online safety, people, personal information, privacy, relationships, SECURITY, sensitive information, Server, social media, tags

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. not even kidding, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every friday night? yea, it’s lit. we even have a giant diamond disco ball that shines brighter than ur future.

also, like, our admins are actually wizards in disguise. they can make ur wildest dreams come true in the game. want a pet dragon? they gotchu. want a castle made of candy? they can make it happen.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we argue, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and fight off evil mobs. it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Blue Archive Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, 4koma, Archive, Banners, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? We got more action-packed events than a Ender Dragon rave party!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while fighting off hordes of zombies with your diamond sword. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or stuck in the Nether.

Join now and experience the thrill of Total Assault: Hovercraft (Outdoors – Heavy Armor) – it’s like riding a pig off a cliff, but way more intense! Plus, we have 2x Experience events that will level you up faster than you can say “Redstone.”

Don’t miss out on the Secret Midnight Party – The Oni Holds a Bell – it’s so lit, even the Endermen are dancing! And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – Light Armor) – it’s like a boss battle on steroids!

So, what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

FlatCash Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, credit card, dangerous situations, Elderly, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, Flat, FlatCash, forgiveness, kit set homes, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, Moving, old age, plot of land, Priorities, remortgaging, repayments, Server, Tantrum

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	7867

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into the chaos of virtual blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and insanity, just like dealing with entitled family members who think they can dictate your life choices. Build your dream house in the middle of town, just like your mom wants, and watch out for creepy friends who don’t respect boundaries – we’ve got plenty of those in our server too!

Forget about forgiving that person who maxed out your credit card and stole your peace of mind – on our server, you can block them and never have to deal with their shenanigans again. And hey, if you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your friends while building epic structures and exploring new worlds. Who needs family drama when you’ve got virtual adventures waiting for you?

BabysitBaeGoneWrong

aita, babysit, BabysitBaeGoneWrong, Basic, cool little girl, DADDY, DATING, Father, Free Time, girlfriend’s daughter, Involved, middle school, Necessities, reconnected, respectful, responsibilities, sacrifice, weekends

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Farms Harvested:	924	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like how this guy doesn’t want to babysit his girlfriend’s daughter on the weekends, we don’t want any unnecessary responsibilities on our server either. We’re all about that free time and relaxation, so join us for some stress-free gaming where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find love like this guy did – just without the whole babysitting situation. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and absolutely zero babysitting duties!

ProudPlayerMC SMP

personal achievement, proud moment, ProudPlayerMC, self accomplishment, self appreciation, self development, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self satisfaction, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-pride, self-realization, self-recognition, self-validation, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	4352	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Bruh, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. We got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you won’t even believe it. And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Like, we got a chest full of enchanted golden apples, no joke.

But wait, there’s more. We have this legendary PvP arena where we battle it out like gladiators. It’s so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets, I swear. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who follows us around and blows up anyone who tries to mess with us. It’s hilarious, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who trade us emeralds for the most random stuff? Like, one time I traded a stack of dirt for a stack of emeralds. It was wild, man.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and be part of our crazy adventures, hit me up. But be warned, things get pretty chaotic around here. It’s a total madhouse, but that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome.

CraftyKidsGoneWild

administration, anger, Behavior, Communication, CraftyKidsGoneWild, Disappointment, disbelief, discipline, education, Expectations, Frustration, inappropriate, Incompetence, parenting, policies, rules, School, Students, teachers, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Animals Bred:	64

Are you tired of your child’s school being a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Say goodbye to boring homework and hello to building your dream castle in the sky while riding a flying pig. Trust us, your child’s school will seem like a joke compared to the adventures waiting for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Auto, banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pb.vanilla-box.ru

Elixir Influence 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consequences, alcohol consumption, alcohol culture, alcohol decision making, alcohol effects, alcohol influence, alcohol influence on behavior, alcohol influence on choices, alcohol influence on decisions, alcohol peer influence, alcohol peer pressure, alcohol socialization, alcohol tolerance, drinking alcohol, drinking habits, elixir, influence, peer pressure, social drinking

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	8251	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are (maybe even crazier, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a potion that turns you into a chicken or a command that spawns a herd of zombie llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!

BFF Betrayal Minecraft Server

Activity, Adventure, affordability, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, BFF, blocked, Communication, Conflict, exclusion, friendship, hurt feelings, Jealousy, Kids, Meltdown, Minecraft, misunderstanding, outing, Server, social media, spontaneity, Support

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9297	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of friends who can’t handle a little FOMO? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our server is a place where you can build epic adventures with your kids without worrying about who’s missing out. Plus, we have a special “No FOMO Zone” where you can block anyone who can’t handle your awesome adventures. So come join us and let’s build some memories together – without the guilt trips!

SingCraftLove

advice, cancer treatment, caregiving, Chemo, chemotherapy, comfort, Emotional support, Empathy, grown man, infantilizing, Lullaby, medical issues, music therapy, nursing school, pain management, pain meds, side effects, SingCraftLove, singing, skin cancer, Support

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take comforting to a whole new level! Need a break from the real world and its problems? Join us and experience the healing power of virtual blocks and pixels!

Our server is so soothing, it’s like a lullaby for your soul. Just like how singing helped soothe a grown man with skin cancer, our server will sing sweet melodies to your heart. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of Minecraft to heal you?

Forget about adulting, come join us and let your inner child roam free. We promise, it’s not weird at all to find comfort in the virtual world. In fact, it’s encouraged! So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the pain and suffering together.

Join us now and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before. Who needs doctors when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world of healing and happiness, one block at a time!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7