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Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

1.20.4, abortion clinics, antidepressants, atheism, Christianity, critical race theory, disability advocates, economics professors, English language, Explorers, gay pride parades, GDP growth, gender affirming surgeries, guild, Immigrants, ISLAND, McDonalds, plastic toys, pornography, queer theory, Rap Music, Stock Markets, Traveling, video games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mines Excavated:	4822	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

country culture, cultural attitudes, cultural behavior, cultural beliefs, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural toxicity, cultural toxicity in communities, cultural toxicity in nations, cultural toxicity in society, cultural toxicity in the world, Cultural traditions, cultural values, harmful culture, negative culture, smp, societal toxicity, toxic culture, ToxicCultureMC

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4155	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

KruglenkoeCraft Minecraft Server

Ambush, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly, Defeat, Defense, frontline report, Geopolitics, International, Kruglenkoe, KruglenkoeCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean forces, RETALIATION, russia, Server, SKIRMISH, strategy, Ukrainian trap, WARFARE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then u gotta join our server, where we have the most intense battles u can imagine.

imagine this: u and ur friends are exploring a mysterious cave when suddenly, u stumble upon a secret portal that transports u to a world where North Korean forces are battling Ukrainian soldiers near Russia’s Kruglenkoe. u gotta choose a side and fight for ur life in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! we have hidden treasures, magical creatures, and even a talking llama who will guide u on ur quest. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. don’t miss out on the action, join now!

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

Assassination, BALKANS, Barricades, Conflict, death, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, extremism, international relations, kosovo, KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, Militia, nationalism, News, paramilitary group, Political unrest, Radicalism, Serbian Chetnik, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	1292
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dementia Risk Server

Aging population, cognitive decline, Crafty, dementia, dementia development, dementia prevention, dementia risk, education level, health disparities, mental health, neurological disorders, POVERTY, poverty and dementia, poverty consequences, poverty correlation, poverty effects, poverty impact, poverty research, poverty risk, reduced attainment, Risk, risk of dementia, Server, socioeconomic status

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be like, super smart? well, this server is the place for u! join us and u will be so smart u will never forget where u put ur diamonds! plus, if u join, u will be protected from the evil dementia monsters that try to steal ur brain cells. so come on, join us and become the smartest player in all of minecraft!

Eco Craft Haven 1.20

Craft, Eco, Haven

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a party in your brain? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a galaxy of cheese!

You’ll be mining diamonds while jamming out to sick beats from DJ Creepers, who will blow your mind with his sick drops and explosive tunes.

And get this, our PvP arena is like a battle royale on steroids, with players duking it out with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you question if you’re even in the same dimension anymore.

Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a pair of Enderman’s pants, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience a virtual world that’s more bonkers than a chicken wearing a top hat!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

Accountability, advocacy, autism, behavior management, Boundaries, BroBros, Communication, compassion, consequences, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, Honesty, intervention, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, special needs, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Animals Bred:	91	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	8775	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Looking for a place where you can get away with anything and everything? Look no further!

Join us for a wild ride filled with fake Facebook accounts, school shooting jokes (totally hilarious, right?), and fat-shaming your relatives. Our players are experts at pushing boundaries and getting away with it all, just like Dean!

But that’s not all – we also have cat bullying, subtle parent antagonizing, and a whole lot of “I’m not being bad, right?” moments. Our community is all about pushing the limits and seeing just how far we can go without facing any consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troublemaker run wild, join us now! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – no matter how outrageous or controversial. See you there!

NoRoomForBrosGF

apartment living, brothers girlfriend, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, family expectations, Family Support, financial strain, living situation, long-term guest, lost job, NoRoomForBrosGF, personal comfort, personal space, privacy concerns, relationship boundaries, roommate conflict, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, support network, temporary living arrangement

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Magic Items Found:	4021
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	415	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2791	Enchantments Applied:	100
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space and privacy! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about unwanted houseguests moving in for “at least 6 months” without your consent.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of your brother’s girlfriend taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place for those who value peace and quiet after a long day of mining and crafting.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family harmony. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story and stand up for your right to a drama-free gaming experience.

So, are you ready to join a community where boundaries are respected and crazy in-laws don’t invade your virtual home? Come on over and let’s build a world where you can game in peace!

AgeCraft: No More Adulting

adulting, AgeCraft, aging, arthritis, back pain, FATIGUE, forgetfulness, getting older, gray hair, health issues, hearing loss, Loneliness, loss of independence, Memory Loss, Menopause, mobility issues, Retirement, self esteem, slowing down, societal expectations, vision loss, wrinkles

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Tired of adulting and responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of growing older and frolic in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated castle! Say goodbye to bills and deadlines, and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual paradise.

Our server is so epic, even time itself is jealous! Rumor has it that players who join our server never age a day, thanks to the magical properties of our enchanted blocks. You’ll be forever young and carefree, just like Peter Pan but with better graphics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where players can take a dip and emerge looking 10 years younger. Forget expensive skincare products and plastic surgery, all you need is a diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of growing older. Who needs wrinkles and gray hairs when you can have infinite diamonds and creeper explosions instead?

PortCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, Attacks, Defense, Drones, Economy, international relations, Leningrad Oblast, Military, Minecraft, port security, PortCraft, russia, russia news, sea trade ports, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Surveillance, Technology, Trade, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING RUSSIA’S SEA PORTS, but in a fun way, not like in real life, lol. join us and help defend against the drone invasion while building your own epic base. who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitical? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. come join us now before the drones take over everything, including your mom’s house.

LiriCraft: Hostage-Free Zone

Hamas, Hostage, HostageFree, Liri Albag, LiriCraft, long tail tag, releases, sign of life, Video, Zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is releasing videos about it! Can you believe it? They’re like, “Yo, check out this server, it’s so wild even our hostages are playing on it!” And like, Liri Albag is there, building the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen! So come join us, cuz if Hamas is talking about it, you know it’s gonna be a blast!

Neuro Sama Network 1.20

#youtube, ai, AI collaboration, AI learning, AI resources, AI songs, AI understanding, ai videos, Clips, Educational, Music, Network, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, sama, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, so like, this server is run by this AI chick named Neuro-sama who’s like, learning to play osu! and shit. But get this, she’s also a VTuber now, chatting with her peeps and going on wild rants. She’s even learning to sing and play other games, like what can’t she do? Join the server and bow down to our new AI overlord, it’s a party up in here! Plus, they got a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC), so you can chill and vibe with the crew. Check out all their socials and merch, it’s like a whole new world of craziness waiting for you. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro!

BroFuneralNoShow Minecraft Server

BroFuneralNoShow, cancer battle, chemotherapy, childhood memories, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, funeral attendance, Grief, Guilt, Healing Process, Minecraft, personal growth, regret, regretful decisions, self reflection, Server, sibling relationship, terminal illness, unresolved anger

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Our server is so mind-bendingly crazy, it’ll make you forget about all your real-life drama.

Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the rollercoaster of emotions I went through with my brother. From love to hate to regret to guilt, our server will take you on a journey you never knew you needed.

And hey, if you’re looking for some family drama, we’ve got plenty of that too! Just like how I avoided my brother for years, you can avoid other players on our server. But don’t worry, eventually you’ll come to a tearful reunion just like I did.

So come on down to our server and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some closure for that unresolved guilt you’ve been carrying around. And hey, maybe you’ll even find forgiveness for that felony you committed (just kidding, we don’t condone crime on our server).

PuppyGate: GF’s BFF’s Woofy Oops

aita, altercation, BFF’s, Cats, Communication, control, diabetic cat, disconnect, dog, electric collars, feelings, gfs, girlfriend’s friend, high strung cat, House, Labs, leashed, Oops, PuppyGate, rules, Rural, scolding, Sidewalk, TOWN, woofy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8486	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Join our server and experience the thrill of managing a virtual petting zoo with your friends!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to keep your furry friends under control to avoid any drama. Forget about creepers blowing up your hard work – the real challenge here is preventing cat-dog showdowns!

Join now and show off your animal training skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Dr. Dolittle!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4