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Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Votes:	8421	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragons Tamed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	128
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	233	New Chunks Explored:	822979
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Votes:	3602

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2322	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

PetPals Minecraft Server

amphibians, bahamas, blue tongued skink, calling out, care, coworker, Divorce, exotic pets, herpetological society, ICKY, Investments, Love at first sight, Minecraft, PetPals, Pets, Phony, reptiles, Server, skink, Snakes, sus, wellbeing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

SisterSassCraft

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father abandonment, feeling alone, feeling misunderstood, feeling unheard, parental favoritism, parental relationships, Resentment, seeking closure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, Therapy, unresolved feelings

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and resentment, just like the OP’s relationship with their father!

Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!

Players:	98/700	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23