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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

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VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5026
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Villages Defended:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Votes:	5957	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

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EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crops Grown:	4353	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

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MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	506
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2095
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	176
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Towns Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	9388
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	10

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

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AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4091	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3732	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Towns Built:	7

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

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HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

play.oasissmp.com