Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	286	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Towns Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

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SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Mines Excavated:	4016
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	45
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Villages Defended:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	70	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	3336	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

oneplanet.ender-zone.com

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Items Found:	7159
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2285
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Potions Brewed:	173	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	162
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ores Mined:	9285

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

buildersforge.mcserver.us

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	181	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	3650	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9603	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

wafflesonne.com

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

playuhc.net